The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to eat socks

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!