The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to die on command.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!