the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!