The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!