- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

open up pickles glass

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to have no superpower

The power to be powerless

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Pointless Super Powers