The power to be gay on command.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to die instantly

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!