- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to crap without pissing.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

Pointless Super Powers