the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!