The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!