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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores
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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb
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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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Have sex but not feel it
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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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32% Levitation.
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The Power to have a bowel movement.
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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.
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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on
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The power to whipe the floor with your face.
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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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The power to let someone control your dick
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The power to be a human
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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The power to do EXACTLY nothing
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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The power to not care.
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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!