The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!