The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!