The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to even

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!