The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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power to age faster

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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power to fly when your underwater

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to become powerless

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!