- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to have no superpower

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the ability to levitate

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power of women's rights.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

Pointless Super Powers