The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!