The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!