the power to melt your bones

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!