- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

teleport to the place where you stand

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to do nothing

the power to become translucent

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to read this sentence

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to break a Nokia

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to smell water.

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Pointless Super Powers