- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The ability to go to hell.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to jump

The power to die

The power to fall asleep each time you

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

the power to melt your bones

The power to not get shit d*ck

Pointless Super Powers