- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to self destruct

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

to randomly self destruct at any time

Pointless Super Powers