- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to look at Sun.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to obey gravity

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to think oppositely

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to die

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

Pointless Super Powers