The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Liam Brudenell

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!