The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!