the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to never come into existence

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!