The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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Nothing

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!