- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The powers to blink at the speed of light

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to make lipstick fly

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to be a snail

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to see the past.

To have the power to breathe

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to die when you get old

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers