The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to read your own mind

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to do nothing

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!