- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to shrink boobs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to break bones at will.

The power to shit on the ceiling

open up pickles glass

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The power to control weather on Mars

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers