The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!