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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to shrink boobs
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing
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the power to give yourself sunburn
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The power to break bones at will.
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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open up pickles glass
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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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The power to control weather on Mars
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,
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The power to absolutely nothing
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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators
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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.
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The power to think of your death and then you die.
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The power to know you don't have a superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!