- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Pointless Super Powers