- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to be normal and average

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to kill someone with a knife

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to quote memes randomly

the power to turn retarted

the power to fart at the worst moments

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers