The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have no power

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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swear words -jesse

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!