The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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open up pickles glass

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I'm a giant di

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to think oppositely

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!