Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to get arrested

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!