The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become powerless

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!