- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to read your own mind

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Pointless Super Powers