to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to die

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to die

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!