- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee any color

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to be blind

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to enter a coma.

Pointless Super Powers