The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!