Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!