- Pointless Super Powers

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to smell whore

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Nope. Just nope.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to obey gravity

The power to get arrested

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!