- Pointless Super Powers

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

the power to get fat in America

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to be a snail

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to ejaculate at command

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Nope. Just nope.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!