- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to turn any object into food

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to change your weight

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to not care.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to not have a superpower

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Pointless Super Powers