The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!