- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being black

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to keep up with the kardashians

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Pointless Super Powers