- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to die on command.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to be missed when present.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to turn into a pebble

power to age faster

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power think five times slower.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Pointless Super Powers