The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!