- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to digest corn.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Pointless Super Powers