The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!