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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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to do nothing

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!