The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to not see anything

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!