- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to crap without pissing.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to die at will

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

Pointless Super Powers