- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Nope. Just nope.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to eat socks

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to turn retarted

The power to be Chuck Norris

ability to run very fast forever

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to digest corn.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to even

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Pointless Super Powers