The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!