the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to even

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!