- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

open up pickles glass

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be a snail

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

Pointless Super Powers