- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be gay on command.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

To never remember what the word if means

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to turn into a tree.

power to transform into a dick with legs

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers