- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to have no superpower

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to crap without pissing.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power of women's rights.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Pointless Super Powers