The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!