The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to poop glue.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!