The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!