The power to have no power

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!