The ability to police irony

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!