The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to rotten food.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!