The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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open up pickles glass

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!