The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to die instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!