The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to smell water.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!