The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!