The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to levitate

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!