the ability to command watermelons

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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yo mama

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to police irony

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!