the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to levitate

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to make everything worse

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to not see anything

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!