The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have no power

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!