The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be alone

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!