The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!