The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to strangle yourself to death

the power to get extra homework

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to be forever alone

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to extend your pinky toe

The ability to die instantly

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!