The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!