The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to smell like ham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!