the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!