The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to jump

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The power to die

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to die

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!