The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!