the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see via toe nails

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!