The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!